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"She's So Fucking Erotic" -- PLAYBOY, 1939
She walks erotically, talks erotically... and even after she shits, there remains a delicate smell of sex in the toilet cubicle.
Half of the Cabaret duo "Arch", the pianist is prone to gin-soaked bouts of cross-dressing and salaciousness. She works also with French Punk poet, Anne Pigalle.
Borden is a self-confessed nymphomaniac and a writer of "gratuitously vulgar" (Bella), "bestially offensive" (Lowri Turner) blues songs. The tearaway came of age playing a Maplewood grand in a Mayfair whorehouse, and now parties with the flailing upper sets. She cooks a mean fish dish, but unfortunately, her whole outlook on life is frankly bitter, contemptible and warped: the old hag should be institutionalised. Any donations welcome.
Found raving outside a Berlin coffeehouse, surrounded by exotic dancing girls, Booth embodies the true nature of Cabaret. With his bittersweet toothlessness, he provides a welcome contrast to Borden's public-school-boy histrionics. Luckily, after working for years as costumier to the stars, he is used to twats, and doubles up as the Bunnies' wardrobe mistress.
A stroke of rock 'n' roll genius, Borden created "The Stud Bunnies" in 1972. A depraved mixture of "trailer-park" gore, gritty satire, surreal soundtrack and of course superfluous nudity, it gave her the opportunity to collaborate with ex-wife and mentor Mahogany Wardrobe. A random blonde has compared their material to "Tennessee Williams on acid".
The toxic twosome and their grotesque creations were welcomed into "The Last Great Taboo" Conservatoire, mais oui.
However, Wardrobe was soon so mentally scarred by their on and off-stage antics, she collapsed and disappeared. After being arrested for fisting taxi-drivers on Tottenham Court Road, she retired to a Sloane Square nursing home, where the residents enjoy the odd evening of canasta or whist.
Now Showing...
For the patrons of splatter house, vendetta and revenge, one of the latest greasy offerings to emerge from beneath Borden's rancid plumage is a strip-show project entitled "Cannibal Clippa". It portrays C.C a sweet, virginal Prairie girl turned flesh-eating man-hater (a dangerous combination). Posing as a Texan prostitute she killed and ate approximately 48 men, keeping their hearts as gory trophies in her Smeg Frigidaire. This insatiable lust for male meat allegedly all started in her early childhood, when, whilst positioning pumpkins for Thanksgiving, she felt the preacher's straying hand within her petticoats. She promptly chewed it off. C.C. now resides in Sweet Meadows Maximum Security Penitentiary, and has one heart left, but nobody knows for the life of them where it is, and what in the name of G.O.D. she does with it.
"Hard-Gore/Natural Born Killers", has a rather more adult theme. Demonstrating the folly of lovers when love becomes obscured by greed, Bonnie and Clyde come to a wicked and disgusting end. With the grace of Fred and Ginger, and the foul cunning of Tom and Jerry, their fate is not for the squeamish or faint-hearted, or those disturbed by an excess of bodily fluids.
To catch either of these shows, visit Torture Garden on Friday 31st January or Friday 14th February for the Valentine's Day Massacre. The Stud Bunnies are also available for stag parties, birthdays, weddings and Bar/Bat Mitzvahs. Hopping Mad.
