2010
Cunning Stunts
Cunning Stunts took place on Wednesday 3rd February at Cable in London Bridge. It was an incredible success - “a great night” everybody agreed.
An amazing wide range of guests descended on Cable from far and wide in freezing February, greeted by a team of gorgeous hosts and hostesses, offered Canapés'nBubbly, and shown into a shady, chandelier-lit 30's Berlin Cabaret Hall, to be seated at dining tables. They were invited to vote for each act, out of ten.
The show began with the promoter of the event, Tuppy Owens being wheeled through the crowd in a shopping trolley, as Colobus Monkey, to the sultry sound of a “David Attenborough” voice-over. As she was “returned to the wild” and deposited on stage with a bunch of bananas, the screen flashed “Save Our Forest”, and she flashed her red and blue bottom, diamond butt-plug glittering in the spotlight. The Attenborough aids were shot by another Colobus, Chiqui from atop a pole (which was a tree top). Soon, beautiful Colobus, Alex grinned her way onto the stage in her wheelchair and Santi a male Colobus with a big red cock leaped beside them. The monkeys groomed each other attentively, and out jumped two fleas, Mouse and Tom.
From the back of the Cabaret Hall, Helen, a Red Colobus with beautiful bosoms made her way through the crowd in her wheelchair, grooming guests, and hoping to join in, but the stage was too high and did not allow her up.
Santi shagged Tuppy from behind. Like most 65-year-olds, she looked utterly delighted. She then wandered off into the forest to give birth to a baby Colobus. Everyone was happy to have Tuppy and her baby join them as new arrivals from the overcrowded shores of Great Britain, and the baby, safely in a pram, was wheeled off with the troupe, to at last join Helen.
The show continued with Susie Wong doing a beautiful classic Chinese dance strip, and Esinem demonstrating his amazing Japanese bondage suspension. This was followed by WorldMistress, who marched around the stage in military uniform and then stripped from the stage to display a gorgeous body. On came Art Tart, a Bristol artist/performer who paints and poses and has everyone in hysterics. Amelia spoke as she teased and flashed parts of her body, and it wasn't until she dropped her prop on purpose that the audience guessed that she was blind. This was followed by a clever interaction with the audience and a mirror.
Ernesto, the Naked Poet stripped down and discussed his penis, and how it feels when encountering strangers,with entirely original humour.
Katie Sarra was presenting the show, with Mat Fraser being Master of Ceremonies. They filled gaps with spontaneous spanking, dripping wax on a volunteer and raising funds by charging the audience. Mat did his legendary windmill cock display.
After the German supper had been served, the show began again with the Polish performance artists, Suka Off doing a dramatic act involving blood and death. Then came the larger than life Jo King who, must be said stole the show with her magnetic sexuality and full-on bump and grind.
Bloody Mary, a pretty, tiny dwarf lady came on stage with a blow-up doll, polished it and then continued to demonstrate her submissiveness by first sucking on, and then inserting a green chilli inside her.
Dangerous Dolly, in the most delectable corset, weaved her way around a chair in a menacing fashion, displaying her incredible limbs and breasts.
The audience were delighted by Broke Back Disco, a highly polished and choreographed double act of seduction and Anna Drury, who danced with hulu hoops of fire. Lola Lypsinka, a girl who has become a beautiful boy, did a spectacular drag show pole dance.
Finally, Mikey, the young lady whose campaign to get the rightful compensation for thalidomide people was successful this year, came on looking demure. Slowly, she removed her clothes with her smile just getting bigger and bigger. It was as if stripping with a disabled body is just that much more satisfying !
The night was a grand affair, with a fabulous atmo sphere and a successful fundraiser for Outsiders.
Cunning Stunts took place on Wednesday 3rd February at Cable in London Bridge. It was an incredible success - “a great night” everybody agreed.
An amazing wide range of guests descended on Cable from far and wide in freezing February, greeted by a team of gorgeous hosts and hostesses, offered Canapés'nBubbly, and shown into a shady, chandelier-lit 30's Berlin Cabaret Hall, to be seated at dining tables. They were invited to vote for each act, out of ten.
The show began with the promoter of the event, Tuppy Owens being wheeled through the crowd in a shopping trolley, as Colobus Monkey, to the sultry sound of a “David Attenborough” voice-over. As she was “returned to the wild” and deposited on stage with a bunch of bananas, the screen flashed “Save Our Forest”, and she flashed her red and blue bottom, diamond butt-plug glittering in the spotlight. The Attenborough aids were shot by another Colobus, Chiqui from atop a pole (which was a tree top). Soon, beautiful Colobus, Alex grinned her way onto the stage in her wheelchair and Santi a male Colobus with a big red cock leaped beside them. The monkeys groomed each other attentively, and out jumped two fleas, Mouse and Tom.
From the back of the Cabaret Hall, Helen, a Red Colobus with beautiful bosoms made her way through the crowd in her wheelchair, grooming guests, and hoping to join in, but the stage was too high and did not allow her up.
Santi shagged Tuppy from behind. Like most 65-year-olds, she looked utterly delighted. She then wandered off into the forest to give birth to a baby Colobus. Everyone was happy to have Tuppy and her baby join them as new arrivals from the overcrowded shores of Great Britain, and the baby, safely in a pram, was wheeled off with the troupe, to at last join Helen.
The show continued with Susie Wong doing a beautiful classic Chinese dance strip, and Esinem demonstrating his amazing Japanese bondage suspension. This was followed by WorldMistress, who marched around the stage in military uniform and then stripped from the stage to display a gorgeous body. On came Art Tart, a Bristol artist/performer who paints and poses and has everyone in hysterics. Amelia spoke as she teased and flashed parts of her body, and it wasn't until she dropped her prop on purpose that the audience guessed that she was blind. This was followed by a clever interaction with the audience and a mirror.
Ernesto, the Naked Poet stripped down and discussed his penis, and how it feels when encountering strangers,with entirely original humour.
Katie Sarra was presenting the show, with Mat Fraser being Master of Ceremonies. They filled gaps with spontaneous spanking, dripping wax on a volunteer and raising funds by charging the audience. Mat did his legendary windmill cock display.
After the German supper had been served, the show began again with the Polish performance artists, Suka Off doing a dramatic act involving blood and death. Then came the larger than life Jo King who, must be said stole the show with her magnetic sexuality and full-on bump and grind.
Bloody Mary, a pretty, tiny dwarf lady came on stage with a blow-up doll, polished it and then continued to demonstrate her submissiveness by first sucking on, and then inserting a green chilli inside her.
Dangerous Dolly, in the most delectable corset, weaved her way around a chair in a menacing fashion, displaying her incredible limbs and breasts.
The audience were delighted by Broke Back Disco, a highly polished and choreographed double act of seduction and Anna Drury, who danced with hulu hoops of fire. Lola Lypsinka, a girl who has become a beautiful boy, did a spectacular drag show pole dance.
Finally, Mikey, the young lady whose campaign to get the rightful compensation for thalidomide people was successful this year, came on looking demure. Slowly, she removed her clothes with her smile just getting bigger and bigger. It was as if stripping with a disabled body is just that much more satisfying !
The night was a grand affair, with a fabulous atmo sphere and a successful fundraiser for Outsiders.